Gosh, the beauty category of this blog is so short, old and mouldy, i almost forgot it existed. Well, i've already explained why that is at length but you know, sometimes I get crazy notions in my head. I go from having a fear of make-up in general and not wearing any most days to suddenly wanting quite whimsical fancies...such as these Viktor & Rolf for Shu Uemura false lashes. Why I'm possessed by them, I haven't a clue! My experience with falsies isn't great. The eyelash glue frightens the hell out of me and when I try to apply them, they fall off within five minutes. This is the beauty pattern I have fallen into which quite frankly is scary for prospective people seeing me. I'm sans make-up one minute and the next, a coat of Barry M lilac lipstick has been smeared onto my lips. It's all or nothing. So whilst, i may not have any elaborate eye-make up to go with these lashes, I'd wear the paper clip ones in a flash and plan on taking a trip to Shu Uemura to get a poor assistant to help me put them on (I say 'poor' because they will never have had the misfortune of encountering a beauty numpty as dumb as me....). At £50 a pop, they ain't cheap but come on...they're paper clips, on huge lashes...!